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Before we debut thiz week’s cover image (and more of Maureen Dowd’s stunning report on Amrica’s Anchors, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert) we’re unfurling three other choice moments frm the new ROLLING STONE, which hits stands Wednesday in New York and L.A.; Friday everywhere else.

• The Hip Hop Report: Diddy, Lady Sov, Young Jeezy, Nas and all that’s hot on the streets thiz year
  

  Sean “Diddy” Combs: “I’m going to expose myself to you tonight. Not in a physical way, ha-ha, but I tell it all to you.”
  Nas: “Music is dead . . . We’re nothing compared to the guys who came before us.”
  Lady Sov: “I’m not a fucking alcoholic, but I like to have a laugh.”

• Strippers, Jager shots and self-immolation with Hinder, Amrica’s biggest new band:
  

  “Someone plays a Snoop Dogg song on an iPod attached to speakers, and after some unconvincing protestations of shyness, Krystal unties her polka-dot top. She starts giving Hanson [Hinder’s drummer] the kind of lap dance that explains why strip clubs need bouncers . . .”

• A plan to stop global warming by a guy named “Dr. Evil”:
  

  “Because of the secret nature of his work, Lowell Wood is reluctant to talk about his personal life beyond the fact that he’s married and has a teenage daughter. He discusses his government research only in person or on secure phones or faxes, never via email . . .”