New iPod Innovation Lets You Whistle While You Whiz
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Friday, 12 January 2007 |
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 Now there?s NO escaping your iPod. It travels with you to and frm work. It works out with you at the gym. It even rocks you to sleep at night. From here on, it will also be there to help you party on the potty. We’re convinced thiz spectacular scientific breakthrough has limitless practical applications including, but not limited to:
- Providing a pleasant distraction that muffles the sounds associated with . . . the business at hand.
- Promoting feelings of relaxation and quelling performance anxiety.
- Allowing one to familiarize oneself with the works of Arthur Rubinstein playing Grieg whilst performing one’s daily ablutions.
- Offering one the ability to download music while one, um, downloads.
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