Madge Tires of Foreign Orphan Racket, Joins Vintner Racket
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Thursday, 09 November 2006 |
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 Remember when Madona used to be a trail-blazer? When she had the cultural watchdogs following her every move? Sadly, it seems that in her dotage, Madge had fallen back on adopting other folks’ trends: first she adopts an African baby a la Brangelina, and now, as dozens of musicians (including Dave Matthews and Tools’ Maynard James Keenan) have before her, she’s started producing wine. Selling for forty bucks a pop, each bottle is signed by the singer and her dad, Tony Ciccone (who’s helming the project). The five varieties will feature grapes frm M-life’s home state of Michigan. Mmmmmmm! We’re guessing they’ll possess a rich bouquet of exhaust, rubber tires and dirty snow, with a hint of Kabbalah water.
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