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Brittney Spears may look like she?s been sleeping face up in the rain for a month, but she says you don?t have to worry. According to a remarkably coherent press release-like letter Britney (or a highly paid publicist) posted on her Web site, all that panty-free-flashing, Paris partying, and potentially prosecutable child-neglecting was just media hyperbole, y’all! Fans, she loves you SO much and promises to wear undies, have hits and be your BFF in 2007. 4 real. Full text after the jump.

Has the vicious media unfairly bashed Britney?

Dear Fans,

It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed perception of who I really am as a human being. Behind every decision I have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually don’t pay much attention to it.

The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now that I’ve had the time to be “me,” I’ve been able to sit down and think about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally “free.” I’ve been working so hard on thiz new album and I can’t wait for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album sometime later thiz year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I look forward to coming back thiz year bigger and better than ever, and to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want you all to know that I do understand ..xx ....ll reasons that went behind making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust me, I get it. I know I’ve been far frm perfect and the media has had a lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!

Love,
Britney