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Earlier today, we reported that Pate Doherty and Kate Moss had (maybe) gotten married in Thailand over the holidahs.

According to Moss spokesman Stuart Higgins, it didn’t happen: ?There has not been any kind of marriage ceremony in Thailand. [Kate] is on holidah,” Higgins said.

Hope you kept the receipt for that toaster you bought them…

• Tom Petty is not retiring. Capisce?
• In case you missed it over the holidaze: Check out the great new video for the Shins? ?Phantom Limb.?
• Bono says he wants to take U2 to ?the next level.? That may mean ditching the “rock” part of U2’s sound, though that was about as specific as homeboy got.
• Liberation, the Madlib-Talib Kweli collabo album, was released online (only) on New Years eve. Download it here.
• Check out the guffaw-worthy covers for the first three G-Unit books, to be released next month. Note 50 Cent?s ?New York Times Bestselling Author? tag. He’s like a ghetto Anne Rice!

If you felt like ringing in the New Year taking in some live music, you had a buttload of options. Here are some of the shows we dug. Tell us what we missed.

• Flaming Lips, Gnarls Barkley and Cat Power hosting a genre-fucking megabash in Los Angeles
• Clap Your hands and Say Yeah previewing a slew of (excellent) new songs in New York City
• OK Go and All-Amrican Rejects doing a Times Square West thing outdoors in downtown Vegas
• Levon Helm and special guest Alain Toussaint in Woodstock, New York
• Blondie rocking Hollywood
• The Raconteurs keeping it on the level in Chicago
• Trey Anastasio catering to the hippie gambler demo in Atlantic City

Peep our New Year’s photo gallery here.

You are a young hotshit rock star. You’ve been hired to produce your favorite old-school artist’s comeback album. Whose album are you working on and what do they serve you for breakfast when you meet at their home to discuss the project?