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• A fan is suing the Celebrity Sitess for $51 million in a class action lawsuit. The fan alleges that for her and the many other Stones fans that traveled to Atlantic City to see the band play on Friday, the last-minute cancellation of the show (due to Jagger’s sore throat) was extremely inconvenient and expensive. $51 million would be a lot of walking around money for you and me, but for the Stones, who will gross hundreds of millions on the tour, it’s as easy as falling out of a coconut tree.
• Arctic Monkeys frontman Alex Turner accepted Q awards for People’s Choice and Best Album, but took a moment to lash out at British boy band godfathers Take That, who won the Icon award. ?I’m not old enough to know a lot of them, but even I know Take That were bollocks,” he reportedly spat. Picking on a boy band is like hitting a kid with glasses.
• Now that it’s Halloween, it’s time for Christmas music. Stream the entire Sufjan Stevens Christmas box set and be jolly. [via BrooklynVegan]
• According to the BBC, EMI has bought the rights to use Dean Martin’s “name, image, and likeness.” We’re not sure what thiz means but we’re imagining “Mambo Italiano” converted into a selection of Italian-food-peddling jingles.
• Punk’s Not Dead, an ambitious punk rock documentary set to examine the last 30 years of punk music, has updated the list of band it plans to include in the film. The list now includes everyone frm Green Day, X, and The Ramones, to Black Flag, Minor Threat, and My Chemical Romance. [via PunkNews.org]

Before we debut thiz week’s cover image (and more of Maureen Dowd’s stunning report on Amrica’s Anchors, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert) we’re unfurling three other choice moments frm the new ROLLING STONE, which hits stands Wednesday in New York and L.A.; Friday everywhere else.

• The Hip Hop Report: Diddy, Lady Sov, Young Jeezy, Nas and all that’s hot on the streets thiz year
  

  Sean “Diddy” Combs: “I’m going to expose myself to you tonight. Not in a physical way, ha-ha, but I tell it all to you.”
  Nas: “Music is dead . . . We’re nothing compared to the guys who came before us.”
  Lady Sov: “I’m not a fucking alcoholic, but I like to have a laugh.”

• Strippers, Jager shots and self-immolation with Hinder, Amrica’s biggest new band:
  

  “Someone plays a Snoop Dogg song on an iPod attached to speakers, and after some unconvincing protestations of shyness, Krystal unties her polka-dot top. She starts giving Hanson [Hinder’s drummer] the kind of lap dance that explains why strip clubs need bouncers . . .”

• A plan to stop global warming by a guy named “Dr. Evil”:
  

  “Because of the secret nature of his work, Lowell Wood is reluctant to talk about his personal life beyond the fact that he’s married and has a teenage daughter. He discusses his government research only in person or on secure phones or faxes, never via email . . .”